This Raises So Many Questions, Like, “Why Does This Artist Have Access to the Internet?”

This raises so many questions, like, "Why does this artist have access to the Internet?"

I’m struggling to understand what’s even happening in this picture. ¬†Someone (Let’s go with… oh… Dr. Blight) jammed an antenna up Captain Planet’s rectum, turning him into a mountain range-sized blob with boneless arms?

Sweet merciful Christ, I’m spot on.