Wide Stance
Generally speaking, I don’t have much of a problem with using public restrooms. For people who hate to use urinals because they’re worried about splash back, all I can say is “How the hell did you get this far in life without learning how to take a piss right?”
What I really don’t like though are using the stalls. I’m sure we’ve all seen some stalls that would deter anyone from ever using any toilet again, so you probably know where I’m coming from. I don’t mind taking a leak in a public restroom, but if I have to go number two, I’ll try and make it home first.
It’s not just because my bathroom’s probably cleaner (Well has the appearance of being cleaner. Public restrooms in places like the mall and whatnot probably get doused with disinfectant three times a day), but also I don’t have that industrial grade single ply toilet paper that causes anal bleeding from abrasions. Plus, I just don’t like the idea of people hanging around nearby while I’m on the john.
Call it performance anxiety if you will.