Alfred Gives Bruce “The Talk.”
In Alfred’s defense, he really does not seem to get out much.
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It’s Tentacle Sex, But Not How You Think.
I guaran-damn-tee you that this is someone’s fetish somewhere in the world. Weird… woody empathic parasite worm vore sex.
Mark my word.
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“He… He’s Weird… Grotesque!”
Even by the standards of 60’s Silver Age wackiness, what is this?
What the everliving fuck is this?
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Batman’s No-Kill Code is Open to Interpretation.
Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
Wax candles can’t melt silver statues.
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We’re All Wearing That Signboard.
It’s downright eerie how perfectly this encapsulates just how much DC Comics completely and utterly fucked up their big Batwedding event.
