Alfred Gives Bruce “The Talk.”
In Alfred’s defense, he really does not seem to get out much.
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“My Beard Can’t Be Cut!”
So… do what you did that kept you from growing a beard in the first place and use a mirror to shoot yourself in the face with eye lasers?
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#1 Fan.
Even for a
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This Can’t Possibly Be Real…
(And yes, I know it is actually real, which is the very worst thing of all.)
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It’s Tentacle Sex, But Not How You Think.
I guaran-damn-tee you that this is someone’s fetish somewhere in the world. Weird… woody empathic parasite worm vore sex.
Mark my word.