On February 24, 2015 by Mike Flash is Reduced to Tossing Thumbtacks at a Guy on a Tricycle. If my one claim to fame was being the fast man alive and I was being outrun by a guy on a tricycle, I’d call it quits. Tags:FlashStupor Powers Most Bewildering Super-Villain Ever. You’d Think that Humpty Dumpty Would Have Egg-Themed Crimes or Something.