Archive for January, 2018
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Another Most Ignoble Demise.
Wait, wait, let’s do the math on this one!
Google tells me a typical tire is two feet in diameter, which is ~840 revolutions per mile. We’ll be generous and assume that this car is only traveling 30mph in a speed zone or something, which gives us 420 (I did not plan that) revolutions per minute, which is 7 revolutions per second.
So he has maybe a quarter of a rotation before he’s dead, which gives him–you know what, fuck it. The poor bastard’s dead before he even completes that thought.
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Sweeny Frog.
I’ve actually never seen Sweeny Todd, so I have no snide comments to make besides something like… “Watch out, the way he’s swinging that razor!”
But I think you’ll all agree that’s simply subpar.
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Chaos Emerald Z.
Sure, we all knew Super Sonic was an homage to Super Saiyans, but this feels a bit on the nose.