Wassp.
Isn’t the current Wasp like… 15 years old, tops?
Now we’re probably all on some government watch list. Thanks, Frank.
Archive for April, 2017
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Overreaction Personified.
Holy effigy, Batman! They’re throwing snowballs at snowmen made in our image! That’s… that’s entirely innocuous, why are we about to beat the shit out of them?
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Octovengers.
Yep. That’s the Avengers rendered as octopuses.
Not octopi, god damn it. I don’t care if it’s an accepted variant, “Octopus” doesn’t have a Latin root and isn’t pluralized by an -i suffix, assholes.
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Whatever Happened to Groot’s Vocabulary?
Dude, you’re made of wood. I’ve got like a whole list of things that could defeat you.
- Fire
- Some sort of giant beaver
- A whole bunch of regular beavers
- Termites
- Giant termites
- Someone with a chainsaw
- Agent Orange
I’d say that Swamp Thing would also push his shit in, but I guess tagging in DC characters is cheating.
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Minions Have Ruined Everything.
Days of Future Past does not deserve to be sullied like this. God damn it, Chuck, is nothing sacred?