“My Feminine Vanity Won’t Let Me Pull Out My Eyelashes!”
So can we just agree to all this the flimsiest pretext for Wonder Woman bondage ever?
Flimsiest pretext ever.
Archive for January, 2015
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Hey, “Wonder Woman In Chains!” is the Actual Title This Time.
“Wonder Woman in Chains!” you say?
Ho hum. Been there, done that for years now.
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“Commander Video is Out to Get You!”
This Commander Video’s getup is so ridiculous, that I’m almost tempted to put this in the Stupor Powers section.
At the very least could he have, like, a TV screen or something on your chest? Anything related to videos, besides jumping out of a computer monitor?
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The Word “Naked” is on the Cover, But You’ll Be Disappointed.
Why do I get the feeling that this inversion guy won’t be satisfied with just imprisoning Wonder Woman in a glass tube, that it’s probably part of some device to turn her inside out like him or something equally icky?
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The Wonder Woman Family is Captured By… The Wonder Woman Family.
I’m sure there’s some sort of metaphorical meaning to the whole Wonder Woman family being held captive in a net by giant versions of themselves, but I’m entirely too hung over to think about it.