Glad you could make it!

The new Superdickery Superstore is here not to examine Superman’s inability to show true, open compassion for other “human” beings (that's what Superdickery.com is for), but to provide our loyal internet guests with a unique opportunity to easily purchase the best this fantastic medium has to offer.

Yes, even when it showcases its heroes and heroines in a dark, demeaning and deviant light (you already know what we think of Superman).

Please enjoy shopping in our store.

Oh, yeah... and when someone gives you a dreadful Father’s Day gift - basically anything not purchased from here - don’t use your heat vision to disintegrate it. What lessons can be learned from that kind of reaction?



All payments through the Superstore will be handled using PayPal. We accept any form of payment that PayPal accepts. Your transaction will be secure, safe and accurate.

Please visit PayPal.com for more information on using the PayPal service.



All shipping charges are based on actual US Postal Service rates. We charge only $4.95 shipping for any order within the US. At this time, we do not ship internationally (this includes Canada and Mexico).

All orders of $49.95 or more get FREE SHIPPING!



If for any reason you are dissatisfied with your purchase, please contact us via email. We accept most returns as long as they are in new condition and still sealed (when appropriate).

All shipping charges are the responsibility of the buyer. If you return your entire purchase and it was shipped free from us, we will assess a $4.95 shipping reimbursement charge for the original shipment.



Superdickery Superstore
c/o Fulfillment Center
4722 S. Orange Blossom Trail
Orlando, FL     32839

To contact us via email, please send your questions to superstore@superdickery.com.

Most replies will be given within 24 hours.