|"You get that taste by putting the banana in the Batman batter"|
Back when the internet was bright and shiny and new to my family back in the early 90's, my mom was showing it off to her brother, my uncle. Boasting that you could look up anything on the internet, she left him to his own devices. The very first thing he searched for without shame right in front of me?
"How can I make my seminal fluids taste better."
I had successfully repressed this memory until Robin's comment about banana flavored Batman batter brought it all back in horrible, horrible detail.
(BTW, if anyone actually wants the recipe they're talking about, it's right here.)